masscracc:

You’ll do what?

Source: masscracc Via: tipslip
Source: niqabisinparis Via: tuhree

jetbag:

uses “because i said so” as an excuse for you to date me

Source: jetbag Via: pizza

snapchatting:

girl: dad i’m pregnant

dad: ha ha nice to meet u pregnant, i’m dad!!!

axmxz:

axmxz:


698-5519:

luketriton:

why is sick as a dog a saying
why are dogs so sick

image

look at this sick dog

Source: luketriton Via: beyoncevevo
Source: pleatedjeans Via: 2000yr
lizziemcswagger:

apupy:

fruitsgarden:

look at these idiots just sitting around

get jobs

contribute to society

lizziemcswagger:

apupy:

fruitsgarden:

look at these idiots just sitting around

get jobs

contribute to society



automatically:

me as a parent

rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

tastefullyoffensive:

Animals With Unusual Fur Markings [bp]

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